"Jesse-isms"

Jesse says some of the funniest things. I want to remember them so I'm writing them here, for now.

Last night while reading Goodnight Moon, he pointed to a blazing fire in the fireplace and said, "Look, there's a pacifier".

Whenever he doesn't want to do something (i.e. clean up toys, put shoes on, etc.) or eat something he dramatically clutches his stomach and says in a very pathetic voice, "I can't, my stomach's mc-hurtin" (I'm not even sure how to spell that, but it sounds like McDonalds, only McHurtin).

He says his full name "Jesse Clope-end Hicks"...it's really Coupland, my mom's maiden name.